Conspiracy Con Coming to Bay Area in June
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Conspiracy Con X
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Posted by: Punditty
Coming to Santa Clara, Calif., June 5-6, 2010.
Coming to Santa Clara Calif. June 5-6 2010.
May 25, 2010
Does a entire weekend of learning about shadow governments, computer chip implants, intentional depopulation strategies and the global warming scam sound like your idea of a good time?
If the answer is “yes,” you may want to see a doctor as soon as possible.
Barring that, you may want to sell some of that silver you’ve been stockpiling and spend $159 to attend Conspiracy Con X June 5-6 at the Marriott Hotel in Santa Clara, Calif. Half as much fun can be had by attending just one of the two event-packed days at $89, but the weekend pass saves you $20 and ensures uninterrupted conspiratorial preoccupation pretty much from breakfast Saturday morning to bedtime Sunday night.
Every now and then, The Punditty Project enjoys entertaining a good conspiracy theory as much as the next Internet User Identity Moniker (IUIM), but alas, attending Conspiracy Con is out of the question this year due to previous plans that are being disclosed solely on a need-to-know basis.
You don’t need to know.
What you do need to know is that Conspiracy Con X, the tenth such conspiracy convention, will be emceed by none other than Mr, Lobo, host of the TV series Cinema Insomnia and who, according to promotional materials obtained by TPP, possesses “Rod Serlingesque” narration abilities.
Several speakers are scheduled, including Texe Marrs, Jim Tucker, Dr Bill Deagle and more. The topics are too sinister and nefarious to discuss here, but as careful readers noticed, there is a link to Conspiracy Con’s homepage earlier in this report. Click if you dare.
Making the Most of Conspiracy Con: If you attend both days and stay overnight at the Marriott, these satirical tips can help you have an experience you will never forget, but will sure as hell want to!
*Spend some time in the hotel bar Saturday night wondering if the two “businessmen” three tables over are actually spies sent to gather information about Conspiracy Con attendees. That broadens the discussion a bit from the day’s topics and makes for just the right kind of fitful tossing and turning to ensure low-level sleep deprivation effects throughout Sunday and into the early part of the week.
*If possible, play Black Sabbath’s “Paranoid” album before retiring on Saturday night and again upon waking Sunday morning. For even more weirdness, play it repeatedly throughout the night.
*Skip breakfast and pop a couple-three “energy pills” instead. If you must eat something, try coffee and several pastries. When you find yourself getting thirsty, do not drink water as that will tend to calm you down. You will want your nerves to be on edge throughout the day, so keep fluid intake to coffee, soda or chocolate milk.
On second thought, return to the second paragraph and call a doctor!
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